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Get AI Protection — $50/mo
Get AI Protection — $50/Month
↯ Things $50/month also buys you
2 Starbucks lattesuseless
Half a tank of gastemporary
Netflix + ads tieryou skip ads anyway
1 gym visit (NYC)you don't go
AI job insurance✓ actually useful
📉
Your savings vs the cost of 3 months without a salary.
The graph goes down. We go sideways. Better.
1,233%
ROI if you claim. $600 in. $8,000 out.
🏦
Your financial advisor: "Put it in index funds."
Clankers: "What if the market is fine but your JOB isn't?"
THE MATH IS OBVIOUS.
Stop adjusting sliders. Start the 90 days.
🤑
"But what if I never get laid off?"
Then you wasted $600/year on peace of mind. We both cry into our pillows.
↯ The math is simple
$600
Per year for AI Protection
🧮
$50/month × 12 = $600/year. One payout = $8,000. That's a 13x return.
Your financial advisor won't tell you this.
$8K
Max payout per claim
📉
Average time to find a new job after AI layoff: 6 months. Average savings: $4,200.
The gap is real. We bridge it.
$50/MO STARTS TODAY
90-day waiting period. Start it now.
↯ vs the alternatives
↯ What else $50/month buys
1 month of Netflix + Disney+ 4 Starbucks lattes Half a tank of gas Or: AI job insurance ✓
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If you lost your job tomorrow, how many months could you survive?
We give you 4 more. No questions (well, a few).

↯ Run the numbers

IS $50/MONTH
WORTH IT?

Let's do the math. Adjust the sliders to match your situation and see exactly what AI Protection is worth to you.

// Your numbers

Monthly income
$3,000
Months of savings
1 mo
How long to find a new job
3 mo
Years you plan to subscribe
3 yr

// What it means

Total you pay over 3 years

$1,800

$50/month × 36 months

What you receive if displaced

$8,000

$2,000/month × 4 months maximum

Your income gap without protection

$9,000

3 months job search − 1 month savings

Return on investment if you claim

+$6,200

$8,000 received − $1,800 paid = net gain

THE MATH IS OBVIOUS.

You're paying $1,800 over 3 years. One displacement event pays you $8,000. That's a 4.4× return. Even if you never claim, you bought peace of mind during the most disruptive period in the history of work. $50/month is a Netflix subscription. This one actually matters.

// The reality check

People don't think about job loss insurance the same way they think about car insurance — but they should. You are far more likely to lose your income to AI this decade than to total your car.

85M
Jobs at risk of displacement by 2030 — World Economic Forum
14%
Of workers globally will need to change career category this decade
$0
Average savings of a worker under 35 when job loss strikes

ONE LAYOFF PAYS FOR
13 YEARS OF COVERAGE.

You break even after 160 months of paying without a single claim. One displacement event and you're thousands ahead. The math works in your favour.

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Education first. Protection always.

Daily reskilling emails · AI tools training · Career coaching · Then $2,000/mo income protection after Day 90 · Ongoing support for active members

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DAY 90+

$50/mo · Education + protection that continues as long as you're a member

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↯ Do The Math

Numbers don't lie.
Neither do we.

↯ The Spreadsheet
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Row 1: Monthly salary. Row 2: Months of savings. Row 3: Time to find new job.
Row 4: The gap. Row 5: That's what we cover.
↯ VC Math
📈
VC Bro: 'AI is a $1T opportunity!'
You: 'Cool. I'll insure the $8K opportunity that's my job.'
↯ Buffett Quote (Not Really)
😤
'Risk comes from not knowing what you're doing.'
We know exactly what we're doing. The robots do too.
↯ The Real Calculation
💸
$50/month × 12 = $600. One layoff = $8,000.
This is the least complicated insurance math you'll ever do.
↯ Pascal's Wager But For Jobs
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If you're covered and nothing happens: -$600/yr.
If you're not covered and everything happens: -$30,000+. Pascal would subscribe.
↯ Opportunity Cost
🤔
Every month you don't sign up = $50 saved, 0 days of coverage.
Every month you do = $50 spent, 30 more days covered. Time value of risk.
↯ Savings Reality Check
🏦
Average American savings account: $4,200.
Average time to find new job after AI displacement: 6 months. You do the math.
↯ The Denial Calculation
😅
Probability of AI taking your job × Your monthly salary × Job search time.
= The number you're pretending is zero.
↯ The Only Number That Matters
🎯
$50. Every month. Starting today.
Everything else on this page is just convincing you of that.
↯ ROI Reality
📊
$600/year in. $8,000 out if claimed.
That's not insurance. That's a hedge. A smart one.
↯ The Spreadsheet
🧮
Row 1: Monthly salary. Row 2: Months of savings. Row 3: Time to find new job.
Row 4: The gap. Row 5: That's what we cover.
↯ VC Math
📈
VC Bro: 'AI is a $1T opportunity!'
You: 'Cool. I'll insure the $8K opportunity that's my job.'
↯ Buffett Quote (Not Really)
😤
'Risk comes from not knowing what you're doing.'
We know exactly what we're doing. The robots do too.
↯ The Real Calculation
💸
$50/month × 12 = $600. One layoff = $8,000.
This is the least complicated insurance math you'll ever do.
↯ Pascal's Wager But For Jobs
🎲
If you're covered and nothing happens: -$600/yr.
If you're not covered and everything happens: -$30,000+. Pascal would subscribe.
↯ Opportunity Cost
🤔
Every month you don't sign up = $50 saved, 0 days of coverage.
Every month you do = $50 spent, 30 more days covered. Time value of risk.
↯ Savings Reality Check
🏦
Average American savings account: $4,200.
Average time to find new job after AI displacement: 6 months. You do the math.
↯ The Denial Calculation
😅
Probability of AI taking your job × Your monthly salary × Job search time.
= The number you're pretending is zero.
↯ The Only Number That Matters
🎯
$50. Every month. Starting today.
Everything else on this page is just convincing you of that.
↯ ROI Reality
📊
$600/year in. $8,000 out if claimed.
That's not insurance. That's a hedge. A smart one.